Ravished By Reagansaurus Mandy De Sandra 9780692516232 Books
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George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and their Neocon friends are sick of Obama not protecting America. They have come up with a plan to mix the DNA from the greatest dinosaur, the T-Rex, and from the greatest man, Ronald Reagan, to create a creature so powerful that it can spread freedom and stop ISIS. With the help of 16-year-old dinosaur lover and MIT graduate student Michael Hanley, they perfect the algorithm and create the Reagansaurus. The Reagansaurus is not the American loving animal they imagined. It is a creature obsessed with ejaculating on the weakest and then eating them. The more he cums and the more he eats—the stronger the Reagansaurus becomes. With all of America, except Alaska, covered in dinosemen, President Hillary Clinton and Michael Hanley must find a sexy conservative woman to seduce and stop the Reagansaurus. Is that woman Sarah Palin? You betcha. This is a Bizarro Erotica novella where "Jurassic World" meets "The Spy Who Loved Me" featuring dinosaur bukkake, ball twirling, sucking, and licking, hand job genocide, facial squirting, interracial bukkake gang bang, monster cock worship, and Cowgirl T-Rex cock riding.
Ravished By Reagansaurus Mandy De Sandra 9780692516232 Books
Mandy De Sandra is a prolific writer of sorta twisted maybe erotica that makes you giggle -- in this case, especially if you always thought that that particular POTUS wasn't so much charming as dinosaurish and in need of a bring-down (Gawd -- they re-named the National Airport in DC - Mandy's hometown -- after this guy who, as we saw, ripped up and destroyed The Great Society nearly single-handed -- his butchering of the social programs was, as we said back then, a lamentable Reaganizing of literacy training and job preparation programs... But I digress, of course. ). In tho case, chortling is the best satire, especially if this wee e-book also has a few, uh, naughty bits. And why not? We're almost all adults here. Those who aren't -- turn over the page and choose another tale. K?Product details
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Ravished By Reagansaurus Mandy De Sandra 9780692516232 Books Reviews
Now this is my kind of story, and really it hits home how rare it is for heroes to take advantage of the overwhelmingly male aspect of many monsters. You'd think, that with all the huge dicked princess ravaging dragon stories out there, the dragon's big dick would eventually get it killed, especially considering the total lack of armor there. Hope to see some more bizarre giant monster stuff in the future.
One of life's many questions is "what would happen if you decided to mix the DNA of a former U.S. president with a T-rex?" Well. Thankfully, Mandy Dr Sandra has answered this question. Prepare yourself for poetic prose and page after page of high stakes political intrigue (i'm joking) in a tale about genetic engineering gone badly wrong. Lots of bodily fluids will be let loose as the Regansaurus embarks upon a reign of terror across the United States. The only person capable of stopping this monstrosity is Alaska's finest, Sarah Palin. The rest is history. Brilliant. 5 stars.
Well, I've enjoyed this a lot more than I thought I'd enjoy a 50 pages satire erotica novelette in my life. Turns out there is meat on the bone (pun half-intended) of this Mandy De Sandra phenomenon. She's hilarious because the object of her satire is the deeply-rooted issues America has faced since the 1980s and illustrates it with crazy, over the top symbolism and allegories. Some passages were difficult on my stomach because I have a low treshold of tolerence for gruesome sex (and if you do too, maybe you should skip it. I'm a crazy person), but it is genuinely funny. Mandy De Sandra is the most exciting thing that happened to liberal arts in the scope of an election since Barack Obama played basketball with Jay Z in 08.
Back in 1990, one Michael Crichton’s Jurassic Park introduced the world to the incredible possibilities of DNA – that is, the ability to use it to bring long extinct creatures back to life. The 2015 hit Jurassic World took that a step further – what if we improved upon evolution’s design and made something so amazing, so beyond our own (limited) comprehension that we were suddenly ranked last in the food chain hierarchy? Really, wonderful things to consider but there’s something beyond simple dinosaur DNA mixing, something that even the brilliant mind of the venerable Mr. Crichton himself couldn’t possibly imagine.
Combining man and beast. A truly spine-tingling venture and one none had yet the bravery to explore. But now, thanks to the efforts of one truly remarkable American, we have the opportunity to explore the frightening concept.
Mandy De Sandra has crafted yet another fascinating, and oddly erotic, tale that forces the reader to question the values so many hold; from blind faith in science to absolute adoration of a religious figure, single-mindedness in all its ugliness is explored. When George W. Bush and Dick “Shoot Your Face” Cheney bring in unsuspecting, and naive virgin, Michael Hanley to help them realize their dreamish nightmare of protecting America from the terrorists, they unwittingly release a monstrosity upon this great nation’s people the like of which Yahweh would hide from. The Reagansaurus is borne of the worst parts of the monstrous T-Rex and Ronald Reagan. From the moment of its birth, this terrible creation wrecks havoc by first releasing on its victims then devouring them. It is truly a twenty-first century Frankenstein if Frankenstein was constantly masturbating. Like, non-frikking-stop. Damn. Talk about chaffing.
In the midst of this Jurassic crisis (I know T-Rex is not a Jurassic-age dinosaur so keep the geek-speak to yourself, please), we witness how easily the human mind, such a fragile thing, really, can so easily fall back to ancient beliefs and practices; seen as God’s wrath incarnate, the pitiful humans begin worshipping the Reagansaurus in order to appease their beloved deity whom they fear. Seriously, poop-the-pants fear. And only one woman can save the world Sarah “Hi Russia!” Palin. She may be a useless twit in the real world but in Mandy De Sandra’s twisted tale, she is a heroic figure willing to give her life, nay, her very vagina, to save humanity from the Reagansaurus’ voracious appetite.
There is no author out there today quite like Ms. De Sandra; she’s smart, funny, sassy and sick in ways even Hannibal Lector would be scared of. She’s already rocked the internet with such harrowing tales as Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick and The Maskerade Ball In DC Where Masker Men, Become A Real Cinderella...to Men & Women of Power; her star will only continue to rise until she is bigger than even Anne Rice and Stephen King. Combined. BOOM. Now, go pick up your copy.
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4.5/5
Another great erotic story from Mandy De Sandra! I love her way of creating the most awkward sex talk ever. I can't wait for the sequel!
De Sandra's second absurdist comedy had me laughing out loud like a third grader in the back of the school yard. Absolutely hilarious toilet humor. Lighten up and you'll laugh, too!
Mandy De Sandra is a prolific writer of sorta twisted maybe erotica that makes you giggle -- in this case, especially if you always thought that that particular POTUS wasn't so much charming as dinosaurish and in need of a bring-down (Gawd -- they re-named the National Airport in DC - Mandy's hometown -- after this guy who, as we saw, ripped up and destroyed The Great Society nearly single-handed -- his butchering of the social programs was, as we said back then, a lamentable Reaganizing of literacy training and job preparation programs... But I digress, of course. ). In tho case, chortling is the best satire, especially if this wee e-book also has a few, uh, naughty bits. And why not? We're almost all adults here. Those who aren't -- turn over the page and choose another tale. K?
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